THE HOMERO INSTITUTE

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Location: Santo Domingo, D.N., Dominican Republic

Sunday, May 18, 2008

They are going and far:

Banilejo.

Monday, July 30, 2007

Se estan acabando las mentas

Apocalypto

As-Salamu Alaykum

Ese salami me gusta

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

El Hombrecito is Back:

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

It's three rocking chair:

Estremecedora.[via pek]

Monday, March 26, 2007

Enséñame el abanico:

Chow Fan.

Llama a una puerta:

Colador.

Escoge un zapato:

Pikachu.

Una Guagua, una puerta:

Abusador.

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Someone else's letter

Cartagena

Monday, February 19, 2007

Clint Eastwood:

Limpia madera en el este.

Harakiri:

Tuve un gatico.

Friday, February 16, 2007

A bear friend:

Afrentoso.

Strawberry Shortcake:

El calimete es muy corto para el pastel.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Conocí a Judith el verano pasado

I know what you did last summer

Daddy Yankee

Eso es gringo

Washington School Supply

Soplaile ei culo a Washington

Monday, January 15, 2007

The big house:

Gran Danés.

The Matrix:

Déme 3.

Phsyco II:

Sicotú.

Run to you:

Se acabó el Whisky.

Lonely runner:

Franklyn Almeyda.

Running on empty:

Se acabó el pote.

Hard run:

Florero.

The bad cat:

El bacá.

Borat:

Acido Bórico.

The good cat:

El Bacano.

The bad cat........not!

El Bacano.

Nowhere to run:

2:00 A.M.

The last run:

1:45 A.M.

Sing a little:

La puntica na má.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Da Vinci Code

El código de Vincho.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Shine on you crazy diamond:

Chino crece demonio.

Mother told me:

Mamámelo con to.

Mother washed my black one:

Mamáme la bola negra.

The Lion disguise:

Ta guisando Leonel.

Octopussy:

Ocho totos.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Fuck Off

Apaga el foco [cortesia de "la lechuza" espinal]

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

Roaming Service

Servicio de Romo

Thursday, December 21, 2006

Muñeca bonita:

Barbeque

Policia ladrón:

Robocop

Arnold Schwarzenegger:

Ah no, yo no se no!

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

I can not:

Ay que nota.

Tuesday, November 21, 2006

My Dear John:

A millón:

Sunday, November 19, 2006

One of the three:

Juan de las Matas.

The Animals: House of the Rising Sun:

Los animales de la casa del hijo de Raisa.

The family loves me:

La familia Amiama.

Monday, November 13, 2006

When I was a child I had a fever:

Cuando yo era un niño yo era un fever.

Friday, November 03, 2006

A gentleman:

Una gente mala.

Damn, the lounge is nice:

Dame una longaniza.

Coming soon to a theater near you:

Me dio una comezón en el cine.

Borojol:

Hoyo de mantequilla.

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Eye of the Tiger:

Yo soy un tíguere.

Come in, son:

Entresijo.

Barber shop:

Bárbara chopa.

Fast Forward:

Alante, alante. (Colaboración de W. Chiang)

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Al bundy's gas:

Albóndigas.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Lost sheet:

Sabana perdida.

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Pass the bush:

Pasa el buche.

Monday, November 14, 2005

I can't find anything:

Najayo.

Friday, October 21, 2005

Come to the river side:

Ven de reversa.

Wednesday, October 19, 2005

Putting together an apple tree:

Armando Manzanero.

(Aportado por LAURA. Demasiado bueno para pasarlo por alto.)

Thursday, October 06, 2005

The Grimm Reaper:

El ripio verde.

Jack the Ripper:

El ripio de Jack.

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Pineapple:

Piñata.

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Take a guess:

Te cagué.

I need a Fuck:

Necesito un foco.

Horny:

Acornetado.

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Life stinks:

Jiedevivo.

Ay ay:

Yoyo.

Advise me:

Avísame.

Bring me more hay.

Traeme al moreno.

Stop making sense:

Parada 77.

Thursday, August 25, 2005

Ezra Pound:

He rapao.

Tuesday, August 16, 2005

Grocery store:

Estoy grosero.

Friday, August 05, 2005

The litlle gay:

El gallito.

Saturday, July 30, 2005

Malcom X:

Mal comé.

Friday, July 29, 2005

Luke, I'm your father:

Loco, no te enfades.

Stolichnaya:

No estoy en na ya.

Ironside:

Yo no sé.

Teddy bear:

Tedioso.

Hands free:

Ñoco.

Joint venture:

Johnny Ventura.

Jugo de lechosa:

Milky juice.

Watery:

Aguajero.

She came back:

Espalda de pollo.

Poulet au vin:

Pollo albino.

Waterloo:

Agua y Luz.

Relax don´t do it:

No relaje con eso.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

Pecan Pie:

Pican Pai (comen dos).

And we were singin bye bye miss american pie:

Y singué con la americana hasta que dijo babai y sacó lo pié.

What is he talking about?:

¿Qué es lo que dice el jabao?.

Fooling around:

Fullín redondo.

Sunshine:

Son chino.

Keep off the grass:

Quipe con grasa.

Come again:

Comején.

Take care:

Ta caro.

Teasing Susan:

Susantísima.

Bagman:

Bultero. (para el Sr.R)

Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Evil Canivel:

Mime Cordero.